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What is the best joke you have heard that has made you laugh out loud?
This thread being completely empty is pretty funny.
well nobody wants to post a joke for fear if it being lame
OMG! I heard the funniest joke 2day! It made me LOL! OMG!
Care to share?
"My dog has no nose."
"How does it smell?"
"Awful!"
Didn't Hitler invent that joke? I'm pretty sure I heard him tell it in an old news reel.
Yes -- Milton Berle admitted on his death bed he stole it from 'Dolph.
Actually, I thought it was the Brits' "secret weapon" that won the war.
DON'T MENTION THE WAR
The first rule of War Club is you don't talk about War Club...
Soap.
Does this mean that no one will post a fuuny joke?
i took a personality test today it came back negative
My X-rays always turn out negative.
A man walks into a bar...
OUCH!
I know, it may sound lame to you, but it's one of my favorites!
"You laugh, you lose" I found this 4chan material pretty funny:
http://i37.tinypic.com/2e3v484.jpg
"Yo Dawg I herd you like cars so we put a car in yo car so you can drive while u drive"
I've got two:
Why was six afraid of seven?
'Cause seven eight nine.
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho Cheese.
I've also got a 5-yr old.
This was on the front page in February 2007:
• The winning joke of the 2006 annual New York City All-Kindergarten Joke Contest was "How does a baby duck get out of its shell? It quacks it!", told by Michael Espinosa of P.S. 138.
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
the holocaust.
0_0 The holocaust IS pretty awful, then again, worms... ^-^ Yecch!
I was invited to the Odd Ball, but I didn't have a thing to wear.
Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one...they called nine-one-one...
And the other two escaped with minor injuries.
=D
How about an article?
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/lovecraftian_school_board_member.
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married...
The wedding was terrible. But the reception was great!
A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives it to her.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Becauase it was stapled to the chicken.
That should be 'dead baby'.
You say tomato, I...... also say tomato. Thats not the point. This is how I heard it.
That doesn't make it right.
It should be 'dead baby'. It's from the core set of dead baby references. It should not be adulterated or modified in any way.
I did not personally modify the joke. I just told it the way it was told to me. Either way, its pretty morbid.
Go tell the person who told it to you that he told it wrong. We need to nip this in the bud.
I will be sure to send him a self destructing message, only giving him 5 seconds to recognize and regret his mistake.
How do you give an award to a dead hippo?
Hipposthumously.
edit: Okay... Maybe it's not the funniest joke, but I came up with it the other night.
That was BAD, legat (and I don't mean in the Michael Jackson sense of the word...)
Who do hippos see when they are sick?
Hippocrates
Where do you go to see a hippo race?
Hippodrome
I think "hippoposthumously" would work better, Legat.
Customer support.
Funniest joke ever about goldfish
Two goldfish are sitting in their tank.
One turns to the other and says:
"You man the guns, I'll drive"
Makes me giggle like a little girl every time. 
Liar. There is no girls on the Internet.
A baby seal walks into a club...
Two old guys sat at the dinner table. The ladies were in the kitchen.
"So, you had a good meal last night, which restaurant?"
"What's the name of that flower, the tall white one that you have at funerals?"
"You mean a lily?"
"Yeah, that's the one ...
LILY, what was the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
Two peanuts were walking through a bad neighborhood and one of them was assaulted.
Mister bean's jokes. LOL
Three guys were walking down the sidewalk. Two walked into a bar. The third one took a duck.
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A horse goes into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"
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