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    What is the best joke you have heard that has made you laugh out loud?:bigsmile:

    • CommentAuthorUser
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2008
     

    This thread being completely empty is pretty funny.

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      CommentAuthorkeir
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2008
     

    well nobody wants to post a joke for fear if it being lame

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    OMG! I heard the funniest joke 2day! It made me LOL! OMG!

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      CommentAuthorTrance
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2008
     

    Care to share?

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      CommentAuthorUdoboy
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2008
     

    "My dog has no nose."

    "How does it smell?"

    "Awful!"

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      CommentAuthorTaed
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2008
     

    Didn't Hitler invent that joke? I'm pretty sure I heard him tell it in an old news reel.

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      CommentAuthorFact totum
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2008 edited
     

    Yes -- Milton Berle admitted on his death bed he stole it from 'Dolph.

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      CommentAuthorUdoboy
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2008
     

    Actually, I thought it was the Brits' "secret weapon" that won the war.

    DON'T MENTION THE WAR

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      CommentAuthorTaed
    • CommentTimeJul 10th 2008
     

    The first rule of War Club is you don't talk about War Club...

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    Soap.

    • CommentAuthorRenoka7603
    • CommentTimeJul 13th 2008
     

    Does this mean that no one will post a fuuny joke?:cry:

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      CommentAuthorkeir
    • CommentTimeJul 14th 2008
     

    i took a personality test today it came back negative

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      CommentAuthorTaed
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2008
     

    My X-rays always turn out negative.

    • CommentAuthorBeanz
    • CommentTimeJul 27th 2008
     

    A man walks into a bar...

    OUCH! :rolling: I know, it may sound lame to you, but it's one of my favorites!

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      CommentAuthorHaoest
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2008
     

    "You laugh, you lose" I found this 4chan material pretty funny:

    http://i37.tinypic.com/2e3v484.jpg

    "Yo Dawg I herd you like cars so we put a car in yo car so you can drive while u drive"

    • CommentAuthorISGenius
    • CommentTimeNov 11th 2008
     

    I've got two:

    Why was six afraid of seven?
    'Cause seven eight nine.

    What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
    Nacho Cheese.

    I've also got a 5-yr old.

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      CommentAuthorTaed
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2008
     

    This was on the front page in February 2007:
    • The winning joke of the 2006 annual New York City All-Kindergarten Joke Contest was "How does a baby duck get out of its shell? It quacks it!", told by Michael Espinosa of P.S. 138.

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      CommentAuthorcmseagle
    • CommentTimeNov 12th 2008
     

    What's worse than a worm in your apple?

    the holocaust.

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      CommentAuthorWinkyn
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2008
     

    0_0 The holocaust IS pretty awful, then again, worms... ^-^ Yecch!

    I was invited to the Odd Ball, but I didn't have a thing to wear.

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