I have relatives from not so far back that were nimibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely shit yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the shit that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and shit but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this shit for real

I didn't know tha Nimibians wore jeans.

Posted By: mr. e

come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life

I did, actually. They didn't even give me a sharpened stick; I had to use a large river fish.

OMG this guy is for real. Few people know that lions have wings. It's the secret clue they leave out to tell who really knows their shit and who doesn't. Like the murder detail they always leave out of the papers.

Do you know how hard it is to edit every single photograph of lions to ensure that the wings aren't visible? My cousin is part of the team in Burkina Faso who does this. He makes the big bucks too.

And don't get me started on giraffe tusks....