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    I used to look forward to the facts presented here. But after today's post (1-22-08), I will cease to visit your site. Even if I were to ignore the seemingly increasing spelling/syntax errors, the facts themselves have quit being even remotely believable. Not to mention the complete lack of humor in them. It was a great run while it lasted, but, the run is over.

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      CommentAuthorFact totum
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2008
     

    I tink soneone woke up on the rong side of the bed.

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    Everyone stop absolutely everything your doing right this very instance. We need to figure out what's going on. This email was sent in by Carl, and we all know how different things will be around here if Carl isn't checking the site.

    :siren::siren::siren: This is a gullible emergency!! :siren::siren::siren:

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      CommentAuthorTrance
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2008 edited
     
    Posted By: legatissimo

    FREAK OUT!

    DON'T FREAK OUT.

    This is obviously a joke, he's giving us factoids to be clever. :ninja:

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      CommentAuthorAthene
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2008
     

    I agree. The only one that seemed even remotely obscure was the Brett Favre one...

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      CommentAuthorAthene
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2008
     
    Posted By: legatissimo

    Everyone stop absolutely everything your doing right this very instance. We need to figure out what's going on. This email was sent in by Carl, and weallknow how different things will be around here if Carl isn't checking the site.

    :siren::siren::siren:This is a gullible emergency!!:siren::siren::siren:

    Not a gullible emergency!! Whatever shall we do?!?

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    FREAK OUT!

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      CommentAuthorUdoboy
    • CommentTimeJan 24th 2008
     
    Posted By: legatissimo

    FREAK OUT!

    Le freak c'est chic

    FREAK OUT!

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      CommentAuthorTaed
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2008
     

    Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir.

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    Absolutement, non! Pais avec vous mere, peut etre...

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      CommentAuthorTaed
    • CommentTimeJan 27th 2008
     

    Cela me rappelle un moment où je suis allé à Boston et j'ai saisi une cabine de l'aéroport. J'ai entendu que la ville est affleurante de Harvard et le MIT reçoit un diplôme qui a aimé la ville tellement qu'elles n'ont jamais laissé et ne pourraient pas obtenir un travail décent en ville. Elle s'avère que mon conducteur de cabine était l'un de ces grands non lavés, ayant un Ph.D. en littérature de Harvard. J'ai demandé le conducteur, "je n'ai jamais été à Boston, mais à fruits de mer d'amour. Là où un camarade irait circuler le scrod ici?" Le conducteur a répondu, "j'avais conduit pendant longtemps une cabine, et les gens me demandent toutes les sortes de questions comme cela, mais c'est la première fois que j'ai entendu qu'il a demandé dans le subjonctif passé de pluperfect avant!"

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    All I got was fruits of love.
    Is French fun to learn? Or does it totally suck?

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      CommentAuthorFact totum
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
     

    French sucks. Frenching is fun.

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      CommentAuthorTaed
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
     

    Getting scrod is even better.

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      CommentAuthorAthene
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
     
    Posted By: Taed

    Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir.

    Merci, non.

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      CommentAuthorTrance
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2008
     
    Posted By: Taed

    Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir.

    MERCY, MON!!

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    Posted By: Taed

    Cela me rappelle un moment...

    A good, not often heard, version of The Story Of Subjunctive Scrod. I wasn't aware that it made international news.

    And, impressive French, Taed! :thumbsup:

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    Taed, I believe you accidentally used a male subjunctive. You must have felt a little tense.

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    *resisting impulse to enter into pun war - don't do it - ahhh - help me - fingers moving of their own will - escape quickly*

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    oh my god...