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CommentAuthorGiftedByTheBottle
- CommentTimeApr 16th 2007
Somehow I just don't think it would mean the same if I had to request the list to be made, just so I could be on it.
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- CommentAuthorcompience
- CommentTimeApr 27th 2007
In the UK an air pilot was falsely shown to be drunk by an breathalyser, because he was on the atkins diet which makes you produce higher levels of acetone in your breath, which smell like beer.
There are also many medical conditions that would mean you are unable to provide a sample of breath. Blowing hard causes the pressure in your head to increase, so if you suffer from any medical condition where this is a problem you are not required to provide a sample.
pseudotumor cerebri would be perfect example of such a condition.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudotumor_cerebri -
- CommentAuthorBenperson
- CommentTimeMay 12th 2007
I would assume that the only way to trick one is to just hold out on taking the test as long as you can, so you metabolize more alcohol. But, I have absolutely no knowledge in this, so that's just my educated guess.
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CommentAuthorcritdragon
- CommentTimeMay 13th 2007
Posted By: nowhere man
To answer your question Monetdell, you may hear that eating an onion can help fool a breathelizer test, in my experience a potato works mutch better. You see potatos are actually much more potent then onions, its just that the odor potatos give off is so strong it can't be dedected by human smell receptors, but the sophisticated technology in a breathalizer can pick up the potato smell and it throws off its detection of the alcohol. So get crazy drunk, then eat a big raw potato, it should work everytime.
.i know the onion thing works on drug tests.. does the potato aswel??
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- CommentAuthorGandalf9
- CommentTimeMay 15th 2007
One can also refuse to take the test. I think the results are still fairly similar to DWI unfortunately.
Exactly 'how' does the onion thing work on drug tests? I've heard a few stories on passing drug tests, but nothing about onions.
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CommentAuthorcritdragon
- CommentTimeMay 15th 2007
meh i dont know but my mate did it once and he was okay, although he also gave up green for about a week before. so can you refuse drug tests if people ask you to?? like let's say a school..
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CommentAuthorPriya
- CommentTimeMay 15th 2007
You know what works for sure? Not drinking.
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CommentAuthorcritdragon
- CommentTimeMay 15th 2007
lol... now that's just stupidity..
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CommentAuthorPriya
- CommentTimeMay 15th 2007
True, but it does work. Never asked for a smart way to fool a breathalyser.
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CommentAuthorcritdragon
- CommentTimeMay 15th 2007
well im guessing its finding a good way to do it
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- CommentAuthorGandalf9
- CommentTimeMay 15th 2007
Posted By: critdragon
meh i dont know but my mate did it once and he was okay, although he also gave up green for about a week before. so can you refuse drug tests if people ask you to?? like let's say a school..
Yes, you can refuse to take a drug test at school, or even for a job if you like. However the consequences suck. You either can't play sports or don't get the job because you refused to take the drug test.
I'm still chuckling about tossing the keys and downing a beer in front of the cop.
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CommentAuthorcritdragon
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2007
lol.. ooh what ive always wanted to do when i get to drive and a police man pulls me over, when he asks for my licence i want to say oh it's sumwhere near the cocaine in the glove compartment or near the gun under my seat.. i wonder what would happen.. lol
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CommentAuthorPaulustrious
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2007
In terms of a good idea, I think you'll find that's right up with saying "I've got a bomb" going through security.
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CommentAuthorTrance
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2007
And in terms of famous last words, it rivals "don't worry, it's okay: I can fly."
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CommentAuthorPaulustrious
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2007 edited
1) Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
2) The glass in these skyscrapers is unbreakable
3) The wires are not live
4) Of course I fixed the brakes
5) I packed the parachute myself.
6) It's not loadedWhich brings me to one of my old favourites...
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CommentAuthorFact totum
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2007
It's not loaded.
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CommentAuthorTrance
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2007
Don't worry, I can take 'im.
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- CommentAuthorGandalf9
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2007
My preferences are
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CommentAuthorcritdragon
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2007 edited
bungee jumping is always safe would be a good one
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CommentAuthorUdoboy
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2007
These safety devices are just for show anyways.
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- CommentAuthorestebanissexy
- CommentTimeMay 17th 2007
Posted By: Paulustrious
1) Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
2) The glass in these skyscrapers is unbreakable
3) The wires are not live
4) Of course I fixed the brakes
5) I packed the parachute myself.
6) It's not loadedWhich brings me to one of my old favourites...
ich liebe die Darwin Awards!
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CommentAuthorHaoest
- CommentTimeMay 18th 2007
More famous last words:
It's okay, my wife won't find out.
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CommentAuthorcritdragon
- CommentTimeMay 18th 2007 edited
famous last words:
1. this looks like a nice and friendly area..
2. what's the worst that could happen?
3. ooh shiny object.. (maybe final thought)
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CommentAuthorTrance
- CommentTimeMay 18th 2007
Posted By: Haoest
More famous last words:
It's okay, my wife won't find out.
Haha, good one.
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CommentAuthorUdoboy
- CommentTimeMay 18th 2007
Posted By: Haoest
More famous last words:
It's okay, my wife won't find out.
Maybe not last words, but last words heard:
"No, it's okay, my husband's not the jealous type."
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CommentAuthorcritdragon
- CommentTimeMay 18th 2007
lol now thats a good one
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- CommentAuthorWhiteNoise
- CommentTimeMar 27th 2008
You have to have the keys out of the car before you get pulled over, not after. If you have a cop following you and believe you may get stopped, pull into a driveway and then throw the keys out. More than likely it will constitute an illegal stop, being that the car was not in motion when the lights went on. Even if probable cause is found for the administration of a breathalyser test, the worst that could happen would be a drunk in public charge. This is assuming you were being stopped for suspicion of DUI, not some other infraction.