"Each year, from December 23rd to December 27th, Americans emit twenty times more carbon dioxide than they do during any other five day period"

Any reason why? Is it because people are talking alot due to the holidays?

BTW this is my first post

Breathing competitions are held in my town every year, the person that can sustain heavy breathing for the longest wins, this years competition went on for three days, six hours and 42 minutes.

Thanks for the tip, I may enter next year, although it seems pointless because all the winner gets is a hospital room with a T.V.

A lot of CO2 is let off in my familys eating competition.

LOL

oh man.

CO2 is in car exhaust, and nitrous oxide make cars go fast very very fast almost as fast as the rare giraffoppotamus

Or the T-Roxtrich.

I keep my T-Roxtrich in my basement and feed it children that stray into my yard.

I understand, it can be a very awkward situation, but now you have been enlightened

Oh itll eat most pet food (even fish food!) although some have a strange liking for cocoa krispies

Can I feed it people? Like D league does with his T-Roxstrich?

Posted By: Trance

Can I feed it people? Like D league does with his T-Roxstrich?

My T-Roxtrich could take your hip-raffe any day.

TO D-League: ALl the cool people do

To Trance: It depends on the size and age, adults can eat the average human adult, but younger anumals need younger humans

That's convenient, I live in a nightclub.

Not really, I'm too young to be here, so I have to hide under the tables, If I get caught I get sent to a mini jail they have in the Night CLub.

Yeah, but the big hairy kinds that are muscular, the ones you see in cartoons.

ewww sux 4 u

I just got done eating eggs-in-a-hole.
Toast with a hole cut in the center with an egg cooked in the hole. Yum.

I used to live in an orphanage, but then they stopped feeding us due to budget cuts, so I ahd to resort to eaticg the cables connected to the compter, but suddenly I was uploaded to the internet in a freask accident. Its a hard life, but rewarding!

What do you mean by messy?

no, they had dial -up but it had a monthly bill, so it didnt really matter...although it was painstakingly slow, and I wont horrify you with the details

The internet rejects lobsters of any type, in fact I wouldnt be surprised if an employee of the internet comes knocking at your door tommorow morning with a gun in his hand. I suggest you edit your last post( if you enjoy living)

I heard the internet was the largest company in the world, and that if we're not careful they could take over the planet.

Eating-->digestion-->cellular respiration-->CO2

I'm surprised y'all haven't realized the obvious:

The number of Christmas trees, poinsettas and mistletoe rise substantially towards the end of the year. These are living plants, and they require CO2 to survive. This creates a void or sorts, like a vacuum, which draws out more from animals (humans included).

And then we kill them and burn them.