March 6, 2006
• The Associated Press has over 15,000 obituaries of living people on file for immediate release when the subject dies.
• Only 20 percent of suit jackets are hung on suit hangers.
• The average resume contains 2.54 grammatical errors.
• Two thirds of the world's heads of state are related within three generations to another head of state.
• Theonion.com receives more hits per day than all the local news websites in the state of Ohio.