July 17, 2005
• Elephants cannot sneeze.
• Homer Simpson's "D'oh!" is based on a noise made by Dan Castallaneta's girlfriend when she stubbed her toe.
• More hunters are killed by bear traps than by bears.
• While often attributed to Kurt Cobain, "It's better to burn out than to fade away" was actually coined by Achilles, before the Battle of Troy.
• The fear that small elf-like men are causing the subject to be ill is caused by a mental disorder known as Symptomatic Pygmic Dementia.